The other evening I went grocery shopping. Shocking, I know.
Well anyway, as I was checking out the cashier noticed the bump and asked, “soooo when are you due??” I replied, “July,” to which she brightened and held out her left hand with sparkly rings and said, “I’ll have been married one year in July!” … to which I replied sheepishly.. “me too..”
Then she said, “What’s your due date??” and I said, “July 21.” She puzzled over that for a second and said, “is that close to your anniversary?” and I, again sheepishly, commented, “yeah.. same day..”